This six-plus minute rant from a drunk hipster on a Chicago L platform may be the most entertaining thing you'll watch this afternoon. Let's start with the outfit: Purple pants. Green sweater. Disgusting, pit-stained tie-dye T-shirt. Orange hat. For some reason he jabbers on about Heavy D dying and Erick Sermon having a heart attack. Perhaps it was the impetus of the quarrel in the first place. But then it gets even better! Like a complete idiot, our hipster friend mentions "Joe Francis" dying, arguing that the Girls Gone Wild founder was somewhat of an iconic figure in the African-American community. He meant to say Joe Frazier, of course, and is firmly corrected by a bystander. Anyway, this doesn't disappoint. Stupid hipsters.

H/T: Guyism