I'm torn on which is a worse plight for a drunk man: climbing up a power line pole and hanging from the cables (shouldn't that alone have fried shit out of this halfwit?) until you fall off and die on impact OR stumbling onto the tracks of the subway and meeting your 85,000lb maker. This brain dead Chinese man chose the former and while I'm semi-glad he didn't die or even get hurt, he deserved to have his shit cooked. I'm sorry, but he did. And I hope one of the officers on the scene had the good sense to shoot him in the face with a fucking taser for the sake of lesson learning.
According to the Guardian, "he held on for 15 minutes before falling to a lower cable and then to the ground. Fortunately rescue teams in Linfen in northern China had set up a net to catch him, so he was not injured. He told reporters he had drunk a lot because of being in a bad mood." Awwww. Poor baby had a bad day. Womp. Womp... Learn to cope, pussy.