This is going to offend some people (because everything does) but goddamn is that thorough tagging done by the drunk Bros of the University of Essex Hockey Club. They named their passed out friend -- whose face they use in a puppet like fashion -- "Tuxman." Sure, why not. Works for me.

According to the YouTube description:

These are the events that followed a particularly messy night out on tour with the University of Essex Hockey Club. This is the story of Tuxman, a tale of drinking, banter and permanent marker pens.

After a heavy session and a night out in Rimini's Carnaby club, one particular UEHC member known as Juno (a.k.a Mark Jewell) passed out on his bed whilst Bear, Reeves, Fowler and Boxo were still drinking in his room.

After a brief discussion of what we should do to him, the classic permanent marker came out. However, after a suggestion that we should think outside the box, we came up with the idea of a pen Tuxedo.

After over an hour of colouring in, and some very funny ventriloquism, these were the results. Kudos the Bear on the voiceover

Enjoy, love Captain C*ck or Ball.

This is exactly why you never want to be a lightweight when it comes to booze. 

[H/T: Gawker]