After what I can only presume was an attempt by these two dogs' owners to euthanize them in a poetic, River Styx kind of way, an awesome labrador came to the rescue and saved the two from certain annihilation.

Watch this champ grab the canoe in the middle of the river and pull it to safety while his lazy humans just record the damn thing. Couldn't even help a little? Dog's going to need doggy dentures after pulling a f*cking canoe with his teeth.

H/T: Clip Nation