Look at this guy's face. From the onset he appears to be in brutal agony. Meanwhile, his 8 year-old daughter is having the time of her life. I don't care if it's fear or spoiled pork that's ripping through this Bozo's bowels, you either tuck in your vag*na or you stick to rides you can handle. How are you supposed to be your daughter's human shield when you can't even make it through a theme park ride? I tell ya, there are some a**holes you just can't take anywhere. For instance, mine can't be taken to a chili cook-off, it's more explosive than this clown's gag reflex.

@JCammBB