I really believe that Vince McMahon is the puppet master of the Ukrainian Parliament. When ratings go down he turns the dull and lifeless Parliament sessions into a no holds barred cage match.

Almost exactly a year ago Vice speaker of the Ukrainian parliament Adam Martynyuk choke-slammed a deputy legislator. In April of 2010 there was a absurd clash that included eggs being thrown and smoke bombs. In December of 2010 there was a massive brawl. This year there were no smoke bombs, but there would be blood. Things escalated quickly during Thursday's debate over a bill that would allow the use of Russian language in government institutions instead of Ukrainian, which is the national language. Legislators clashed in a violent fracas that saw many punches thrown and absolutely no resolutions were consummated. During the insane melee legislator, Mykola Petruk, was struck in the head and was taken to the hospital with blood streaming down his face. Eat your heart out Vince McMahon.