Best thing you'll watch today. All too often, the NYC subway can be a third ring of hell thanks to attention hoes and crazies and pushy dickheads who just want to fight and rats and the occasional corner seat of the Q train smothered in human fecal matter. But this guy rocking a purple jacket/backpack and 'going cray' to Jay-Z and Kanye West's 'Niggas in Paris' just made my day. At the end of the video, he runs out of breath and just glances awkwardly around the train, as if he didn't realize he was making a big scene. It's hilarious. Seriously. I can't stand the subway with every bone in my body, but this dude's performance made me actually JEALOUS I wasn't on this train. If he doesn't already have one, this man needs an honorary doctorate from Ball So Hard U.