Latino baseball players are known to have diet rich in rice and beans, which is tasty, but definitely a flatulence fuel. During the Detroit and Tampa Bay Rays game on Monday, it appears that one of players sprayed a little too much colon cologne in the Tigers dugout.
During the 9th inning the Fox Sports Detroit announcers Mario Impemba and Rod Allen commented and seemed to thoroughly enjoy the possibility of the Tigers dugout being filled with poop fumes because who doesn't love farts?
The "whoever smelt it, dealt it," philosophy doesn't seem like it works in this situation since Magglio Ordonez was attempting to make his own biohazard suit out of his uniform. I blame Miguel Cabrera because he has been known to tip back a drink or seven and I know when I have a few too many Patrons that I have a tendency to do some crop dusting.