Did you watch the first Presidential debate this evening? Let's get this out of the way first: Boy, Obama sucked! Are you throughly drunk and exhausted from Jim Lehrer getting talked over and lame Big Bird tweets? Ditto. Five more weeks! After a good ole fashion ass-whooping by Mitt Romney, MSNBC pundit/professional blowhard had some deservedly-harsh criticism for Obama. It's a good ole' fashion rant if there ever was one. U mad bro?