When Sunday Funday goes wrong... It was just one of those days. Dude let himself get out of hand. His Bills were off to their hottest start in a decade and the only way he was going into the game was with an entire fifth of Jack Daniels coursing through his blood stream. But the sun was mighty that day, and he drank his 700 oz. Slurpee cup (filled with Jack and Coke) so fast that he didn't allow for time to feel it's effects. Prudently, he then started shot gunning beers to make sure he had the ultimate buzz going into kickoff. That turned him into Bernie f*cking Lomax.