Gawker calls this nuptial surpise ode "The Worst Thing in the Entire Universe" and we agree. That has to be Overly Attached Girlfriend's mom, right?* This is torture worse than 100 Rebecca Blacks. Show it to all your friends who plan on tying the knot soon. KITTENS EXPLODING OUT OF MY HEAD.

*Obviously this isn't Overly Attached Girlfriend's mom, people.