Says one astute YouTube commenter, "Why is a video about turning molten metal into a weapon trying to seduce me? More importantly, why is it working?"

Some sweet, sweet crafting. The fact that Ron Swanson is not starring in this is likely the only thing from keeping loads and loads of semen off computer screens nationwide. 

The video above only features the first part in the log cabin required tool-making sequence. For part two of this shizz, watch here.