Just once -- that's all I'm asking for -- I'd like a video to come through in which someone f*cking cold-cocks an idiot right while he's still trying to get his shirt over his head before a fight. Slug him so hard that he immediately goes dead fish and hits the ground. Sadly, no such justice occurred with this video, but, the topless douche did have to watch as his buddy got knocked out.

[H/T to reader Patrick]