Probably the craziest things we've seen from Sarah Silverman in a long time. Casino magnate and multi-billionaire Sheldon Adelson has committed $100 million to defeat Barack Obama. As a counter-offer, Silverman is offering Adelson the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be "scissored" by "a bikini-bottomed Jewess with big naturals." So, what exactly is "scissoring"? Allow Silverman to explain... 

H/T: HuffPo