Ever get a package meticulously boxed by Amazon—with all the bubble wrap you could ever want to pop and all the secure tape in place you could ever need—and then you open the box and find that somehow, despite all the precautions, your purchased CD of Chumbawamba's "Tumthumper" is somehow cracked? "How could this be?" you ask yourself. "Amazon did everything to protect my essential purchase. How now will I listen to Tumbthumping on a boombox, the way God intended it?"
Meet these assholes. They're the reason why you can't enjoy the '90's jams of Chumbawamba. They are horrible, horrible people.
H/T: Clip Nation