Initiation is our responsibility, rejection is theirs. Not that I'd ever swap having to bear a child for anything, but it's probably pretty cool getting the chance to constantly visualize rejectee's being all upset, blasting the more emo-ey Sum 41 songs in their car. Drizzle cedes to pouring rain right on cue. You, getting to smile all smug-like. 

Anyway, here's a pretty solid sketch put together by the folks at Awesomeness TV, which goes through some of the signs to avoid for all you misty-eyed Bros hopin' to land a hot date for Valentine's day. Why you would be a misty-eyed Bro hoping to spend an unecessary amount of money on tuna tartar on a girl who clearly isn't that into you given that you're clearly over-exerting yourself by "asking her out" (this doesn't really happen anymore) is beyond me, but that's clearly because "(I) don't even know, dude." 

[H/T: CollegeHumor]