What Booty-Call and Other Vague Texts Really Mean

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by TheOnlineComics on June 7, 2012 at 11:15am -

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While much easier than picking up the phone to call another human being, texting can be a very risky proposition when it comes to de-coding messages. Does she want to f*ck me? Does she not want to f*ck me? Is she suggesting I should put it in her butthole? WHAT DO THESE TEXTS MEAN!?!? Well, we've done the de-coding for you. Check it out.
I probably won’t see you later.
I’m acknowledging that you said something to me and am being courteous.
I will be at least 10 minutes late.
That was sort of funny, can we end our texting now?
Hey, hold on I’m driving.
I’m already drunk and am looking to get more drunk at the next spot, or possibly hook up.
I’m devastatingly sober right now and am frantically looking for plans.
I’m desperate for your attention and I don’t care if you know.
Lets hook up.....I’m drunk.
I want to see you again...sexually.
I’m very intoxicated, but am still able to type well enough that I must not be THAT drunk.
Dude, I’m so f*cked up right now.
I want to have sex.
Are you sure you don’t want to come over and have sex right now?