Epic beachside shoulder massages, spicy drop-waist dresses, leap-frogging over dancing old dudes, life-size Jenga, swing dancing flash mobs, bottomless gourmet feasts, and a new dance move called the angry unicorn: these are just a few of the hazy, yet fond memories from this weekend’s Hotel Thrillist at the Radisson Blu Aqua Hotel in Chicago. Hotel Thrillist is the annual blowout thrown by the same hard-charging team behind the ever-popular city guide, Thrillist. Teaming up with Bacardi, AXE Hair and Doritos, Team Thrillist delivered two days of non-stop rageface from sunrise to… Well, sunrise.

For a primarily male-facing publication, Thrillist had no shortage of smokey-smokes gracing our presence in Chicago this weekend. For your viewing pleasure, we present some of the lovely talent from Hotel Thrillist. I'm getting all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it. Or maybe that's just a fever after going H.A.M. sandwich on the old immune system for 48 hours. Either way, enjoy.