Don't you just hate it when there's all those hot chicks just itchin' to get all up in that barely post-pubescent bod of yours, but you're stuck doing math homework? Sh*ts the worst.  

Presenting Priority Peter, your friend who how the f*ck is this guy your friend? If you don't get all the jokes, it's not necessarily a bad thing. 

[H/T: QuickMeme, Uproxx]