The 25 People We Wouldn’t Miss if the Apocalypse Arrived

The 25 People We Wouldn’t Miss if the Apocalypse Arrived Tomorrow

by BroBible Staff on March 5, 2012 at 12:45pm -

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True, if the apocalypse arrived tomorrow, as it does in the new Mass Effect 3 video game (in stores March 6), we'd all eventually be in line to meet our maker. But surely as we all partied our faces off into the final night, we'd push a select few people to the front of the line for the devil's taking. Here are the 25 people we certainly wouldn't miss when the apocalypse finally arrives.
LeBron James

Cleveland really won’t miss him.
Casey Anthony

What are the odds this crazy baby killer still finds a way to go out partying after the apocalypse has struck?
Kim Jong Un

So far, the North Korean dictator is not nearly as funny as his old man, so we're already over him.
Drake

If his last name really is Ever and his first Greatest, let’s hope Ever is a very short period of time.
Jon and Kate Gosselin

Something makes us think their eight kids wouldn't miss them either.
Simon Cowell

We hope this man's personal hell is just listening non-stop, until the end of eternity, to all the terrible singers he ridiculed and/or kicked off on "Idol" and "X-Factor."
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

After all, their b*tch-fighting might be the cause of the apocalypse.
The Jonas Brothers

Perhaps losing them would transform a generation of screaming fangirls into real people — and not a moment to soon. (See also: Beliebers.)
Black Eyed Peas

Where is the love? Lost to Will.I.Am’s DJ sets and autotune.
Rebecca Black

The girl who singlehandedly ruined the best day of the week should be among the first to never see another one again.
Snooki

One word: pregnant.