They say every yin must have its yang. Every Mario must have a Wario. Every The folks over at Uproxx put together a fantastic slideshow of the latest meme to hit the Internet, Actual Advice Mallard. Actual Advice Mallard actually has some pretty good life tips. But there's also his redheaded evil meme counterpart, Malicious Advice Mallard. Whatever you do, do not listen to this duck! He is full of terrible and (obviously) awful ideas. Here's a slideshow of examples of just how mean Malicious Advice Mallard can be.