I applaude this man's intentions of writing a cleaver cover letter to stand out from the pack, but the question remains: Did he get the office manager job? Our guess is probably not since this screams desperation. But, hey! He's devlishly handsome and good at office morale since he's "all sympathetic and sh*t." Have a better cover letter? We'd love to see it. 

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[H/T: The Chive, Imgur, and Pleated Jeans]