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Checking In on HeTexted.com: Yep, Still Pretty Crazy

by Brandon Wenerd on October 26, 2012 at 2:05pm - comments
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  • Well, girl, you're probably one of many.

    Time for our weekly check-in of HeTexted.com, the website where women go to groupsource interpretations of men's text messages. In case you've missed our other posts, It's the dating advice way of saying "To the cloud!" This week I went ahead and added some painfully obvious commentary. Click on the image above to proceed.

    Previously:

    Just So You Know Guys, Women Are Now Groupsourcing Interpretations of Your Texts on HeTexted.com

    20 Examples of How Crazy Things Have Gotten on HeTexted.com In a Matter of Days

    16 More Examples of Just How Crazy Things Have Gotten at HeTexted.com

  • Couldn't be more obvious.
    Couldn't be more obvious.

  • Babe, bro cakes here needs to get a f*cking job.
    Babe, bro cakes here needs to get a f*cking job.

  • You'll probably get married some day. Second marriage, that is, after your inevitable first divorce.
    You'll probably get married some day. Second marriage, that is, after your inevitable first divorce.

  • Judging by the time elapse here, my guess is he just doesn't give a sh*t.
    Judging by the time elapse here, my guess is he just doesn't give a sh*t.

  • OMG! Maybe he got attacked by ninja sharks on the way home! OR, maybe it's just 1 f*cking AM. Let the bro sleep.
    OMG! Maybe he got attacked by ninja sharks on the way home! OR, maybe it's just 1 f*cking AM. Let the bro sleep.

  • Man talk: Fishing with girls sucks. No, I will not bait the hook or take the fish off for you. Let the bro fish in peace.
    Man talk: Fishing with girls sucks. No, I will not bait the hook or take the fish off for you. Let the bro fish in peace.

  • BAHAHAHAHA. It would have been better if you would have given it to him.
    BAHAHAHAHA. It would have been better if you would have given it to him.

  • She's chillin' with his family? Weird.
    She's chillin' with his family? Weird.

  • I always thought giving out a vintage Bordeaux and passes to the Cannes film festival were typical morning after protocol with the French, but maybe that's just me.
    I always thought giving out a vintage Bordeaux and passes to the Cannes film festival were typical morning after protocol with the French, but maybe that's just me.

  • Uh-oh! I think we have a Bill Clinton on our hands.
    Uh-oh! I think we have a Bill Clinton on our hands.

  • "Please stop wasting my time with the text equivalent of a middle school dance."

  • Regrets, yo. That's what it's called.
    Regrets, yo. That's what it's called.

  • Ummm, how about not hitting on his friends?
    Ummm, how about not hitting on his friends?

  • Time will tell.
    Time will tell.

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