by Pooch on February 14, 2012 at 12:00pm - comments
Bro
Not Bro
Have you ever wanted to break loose from the restraints of society and everyday life? Maybe you just like the way the wind rushes between your nekked thighs. Paul Rudd and Jen Aniston get to do just that in the new movie, "Wanderlust." When unemployment strikes, the two are forced to move down South, eventually to Elysium Bed and Breakfast, an "intentional community" where nudists walk freely and Malin Akerman propositions you for sex. In the spirit of "Wanderlust," we made a list of 10 women we'd love to run into at such a commune (especially if it was of the nudist variety), and 10 dudes we hope to never see (at least without clothes on).
Arianny Celeste
There's a reason why the word knockout is connected to Celeste in more ways than one.
Bar Refaeli
The things I would do to see her naked. I would spend six hours in a sauna with any three dudes, for an hour alone with her.
Willa Ford
She's been in the spank bank since "I Wanna Be Bad" in 2001.
Rachel Uchitel
This body may have been worth the $750 mil Tiger lost.
Heather Morris
Face notwithstanding, the "Glee" star won Best Beach Body of 2011 by Women's Health Magazine.
Olivia Munn
It's not her humor that makes me want to see Olivia in her birthday suit or bareback on a couch.
Gisele Bundchen
I'd model Uggs all day if she let me watch her get dressed every morning. I'd sell my soul if she promised to forget the part where she gets dressed.
Rosie Jones
Started as a Page 3 girl in London, has moved on to a private part of my heart. You know: the part for guilty pleasures and such.
Mila Kunis
As long as her downstairs doesn't look it belonged on "That 70's Show," Mila would be a shoe-in for my fantasy commune.
Jack Nicholson
Jack inspired the orangutan titties joke from "Scary Movie 2."
Michael Berryman
No one wants to see Sloth naked. I kind of want to see Sloth naked.
Elton John
Imagine what his body looks like when he takes off his golden corset.
Lyle Lovett
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. Actually, no I Don't.
Clint Eastwood
I'd be willing to bet that Old Skeletor has got old wrinkly balls.
Richard Riehle
I just see him involved in a version of the naked fight scene in "Borat." Equally as hilarious if it's with Clint Eastwood.
Rosie O'Donnell
Usually if you said lesbian and nudist in the same sentence I'd be all over it. There's always an exception, however.
Ozzy Osbourne
With the torture Ozzy has put his body through for the last 30 years, I can't help but feel sorry for Sharon. Do you think he forgets what he's doing mid-shag sesh?
Nick Nolte
Speaking of crash and burn. I'm sure 30 years ago this list wouldn't look nearly the same, but its 2012 and I don't wanna see his stinky ass. Nice to see him on "Luck," though.
DJ Qualls
The last place I want DJ Qualls to be the "New Guy" is a nudist commune.
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Have you ever wanted to break loose from the restraints of society and everyday life? Maybe you just like the way the wind rushes between your nekked thighs. Paul Rudd and Jen Aniston get to do just that in the new movie, "Wanderlust." When unemployment strikes, the two are forced to move down South, eventually to Elysium Bed and Breakfast, an "intentional community" where nudists walk freely and Malin Akerman propositions you for sex. In the spirit of "Wanderlust," we made a list of 10 women we'd love to run into at such a commune (especially if it was of the nudist variety), and 10 dudes we hope to never see (at least without clothes on).
