It can make anybody pretty. It can make you believe any lie. It can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size. It's been known to cause a few breakups. It's been known to cause a few births. It can make you new friends or get you fired from work. Been makin' the bars lots of good money and helping white people dance. It got you in trouble in high school, college now that was the ball. Some of the best time you'll never remember with it: Here's a video about alcohol. 

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