Some authors write books chronicling the lifes of famous luminaries, while others pen novels about wizards and vampires, but doctors Marty Sindhian, Rich Dreben and Murdoc Knight have written a book about odd objects stuck up people's asses.
The book, appropriately titled, "Stuck Up!" is a literal pain in the ass with 100 bizarre X-rays of things like Barbie dolls, glasses, scissors and cassette tapes wedged inside them. The most ridiculous doodad crammed up some one's anus was a Buzz Lightyear doll. Buzz even had his retractable wings wide open, I guess it was, "To rectum, and beyond!"
Forensic psychiatrist Sindhian, who co-authored the book with fellow shrink Rich E. Dreben and emergency room physician Murdoc Knight had this to say, "Younger people are more likely to swallow objects, or stick them in their nose or ears. They will put everything in their mouth."
Dr Dreben added, "Sometimes patients tell us that they were doing some type of household chore in the nekked when they 'fell' or 'tripped' or 'jumped into bed' and 'landed on the object'. Riiiiight, the person tripped and landed directly on his or her tuckus on a Buzz Lightyear figurine that happened to get shoved up the anus.