Looking for a summer intern job where you can gain valuable experience that will aid you in all your future career endeavors? Have you thought about interning for the Wu-Tang Clan? You need to live in the Shaolin area (Staten Island). You will be working for free, so don't expect any C.R.E.A.M. In a regular intern job you'll be getting coffee for some arrogant shmuck in a Valentino suit, but at the Wu-Tang Management Office, you won't be going to Starbucks, but you could be sent out to get Philly Blunts for the RZA or Raekwon. Just make sure you double check your work because Ghostface Killah gets pretty perturbed when there are mistakes on the TPS reports. So protect ya neck and protect ya future and go apply to intern for the Wu.

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