Some TBOX bar crawls get weird, some get downright violent, and others make you question the true nature of man’s existence.
A Chicago man appeared in court today after he allegedly jumped out of a bathroom stall at a Wrigleyville bar and stabbed a man in the neck early Sunday morning, police said.
Gregg A. Greaves, 23, of the 4700 block of North Beacon Street, was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, police said.
At 12:26 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to the Red Ivy sports bar at 3525 N. Clark St., where the 25-year-old suburban victim told officers Greaves jumped out of a bathroom stall and attacked him with a broken beer bottle, slicing him on both sides of the throat, according to a police report.
Greaves refused to wear his pants and yelled obscenities while being processed at a police station. Also, while being processed, the man defecated into his hands and threw the matter onto the floor of the station, the report stated.
Now, his lawyer wants everyone to know that there are two sides to this story. Why is everyone associated with this ugliness obsessed with No. 2?
Comparatively, this is a better example of pooping one’s big boy pants than what the Los Angeles Lakers did last week.
[H/T: Chicago Tribune]