So a month or so ago the Internet graced us with a ridiculous resume
that some guy dropped off at a restaurant. Didn't know restaurants required them, but whatever. Today, this cover letter has been making the rounds. It could be fake for all we know. I never fact check, that kind of diligence is not for me. Anyway, a dynamite resume and a show-stopping cover letter are the only two things, outside of good grades and nepotism, that will ever land you that dream job. This dude knows that, so he did everything he could to differentiate himself. The rest is below.
Hat Tip: Huff Post