Listen up, post-grad Bros: Just graduated from college and already hating the office grind? You need to listen to this man. He's dropping wisdom bombs about slacking off in the office like a bodhisattva. His pointers for pretending you're working at work are pure genius: "Always look angry. Angry people look like their working." "Go the bathroom a lot" "Need more vacation days, say you have jury duty!"
"You know who's hard to fire? Someone in the emergency room..."
[H/T: Extra Mustard]