7 Women Who Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses

“I never knew if there was an opposite condition from penis envy, whereby a man feels like he’s missing something by not having a vagina. In our patriarchal Western society, this seemed almost anathema, but couldn’t it be possible? Couldn’t a man look at his spongy, disappointing flesh dongle and wish that he had something more pragmatic down there? I’m here to tell you yes. Because women of industry have taken hold of their vaginas, mostly literally, and done something with them. They’ve done spectacular, enviable things.”

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