Okay yeah he looks like a model, but the fruity tear drop tattoo on the side of his head isn’t doing it for me. I know it’s supposed to have some deeper meaning than “I am always sad. Boo hoo :’(“, but it’s face value is zero for me.
The police department that arrested the guy posted his mug shot on their Facebook page, and what I can only describe as an orgy of lonely female housewives who have nothing better to do than stalk Fb mug shots ensued in the comments section. Since no one likes scrolling through the normal comments to find the batshit ones, a nice Redditor made this lovely compilation.
“Oh my god he can rob my house and ‘assault’ me anytime” is going to be my new pickup line.