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Women Are Losing Their Shit Over This Guy’s Mug Shot

By 06.19.14

Okay yeah he looks like a model, but the fruity tear drop tattoo on the side of his head isn’t doing it for me. I know it’s supposed to have some deeper meaning than “I am always sad. Boo hoo :'(“, but it’s face value is zero for me.

The police department that arrested the guy posted his mug shot on their Facebook page, and what I can only describe as an orgy of lonely female housewives who have nothing better to do than stalk Fb mug shots ensued in the comments section. Since no one likes scrolling through the normal comments to find the batshit ones, a nice Redditor made this lovely compilation.


“Oh my god he can rob my house and ‘assault’ me anytime” is going to be my new pickup line.

[H/T Uproxx]

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.
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