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By / 03.19.14


Maura Fussell’s husband was arrested Saturday afternoon, after drinking all night in Clarendon, Virginia (a happening suburb just a few miles outside DC).

His wife, Maura Fussell, who I might add is not bad looking at all, went to the police station, ostensibly to see if she could do anything about his condition. That’s when things got interesting:

Police say Maura Fussell arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck.

Sternbeck was unable to say whether Fussell arrived at the office wearing clothes and subsequently removed them, or whether she arrived there naked.

She was released when sober. Unfortunately, there was no word on whether her husband got to see the show.

[Mugshot via Arlington County Police Department]

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