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By / 08.22.14

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Zoé Zebra is an adult film actress who’s not happy with her current breast size. #pornstarproblems.

To raise the money for a can job, Zebra is organizing an orgy, because credit cards are for suckers. Zebra is a sucker of a different kind. The Canadian-based actress is planning to perform sex act on 25 different men on September 5th. The entire event will be filmed by her production company and all of the money made off Zebra sucking the stripes off strangers will go toward her fun bag insertion.

Here’s where things get tricky with Zebra’s planned Boule-o-thon (boule is French slang for boobs) — the mayor is pissed. Boule-o-thon is supposed to take place in a trailer behind a strip club, you know all classy and such, but the mayor is all “it’s bad for our image, eh!”

“We want an image of healthy women,” Gatineau Mayor Maxime Pedneaud-Jobin told the Montreal Gazette. “We don’t want young girls to have an obsession with a certain body shape that is not accessible in many cases, and the values driven by this event are contrary to all of that.”

Boooooo! Why can’t you be more like Rob Ford?!? He’s a cool Mayor! He’d totally be down for Boule-o-thon! Hell, he might even be taking part in the event for all we know.

Too bad for the mayor, this is all legal, according to the production company’s lawyers. Too bad for all of us, all of the male positions have been filled, so we’ll only be able to attend as casual observers.

H/T AskMen


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