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by David Covucci on December 29, 2013

Helen Ann Williams is a woman who likes her hooch. From My Fox 8

The man told police that he had walked to a store earlier in the night to buy beer, but the store was closed. Williams grew angry that the man returned without the beer, so she grabbed a ceramic squirrel and hit the man over the head out of anger.

Police arrived, finding her husband covered in blood with MULTIPLE stab wounds. Williams denied the accusations, saying he fell, which may mark the first time a woman has used that excuse in a domestic violence incident. And a ceramic squirrel? Mad style points. But seriously, I concur with this woman. You say you are going to get beer, you don't give up. You get fucking beer. That's just human decency. I hope she gets acquitted. 

[H/T Gawker]

David Covucci

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