In other words, we’ve finally found David Covucci’s dream job. Cara Houiellebecq, aside from having the most irrationally spelled last name, is a professional sex toy tester who makes over $20K a year shoving foreign objects into her various body orfices. Via Daily Mail,
” Cara Houiellebecq has an office crammed with more than 2,000 toys that she test drives for adult companies – before being paid to review each one on her blog.
The mother-of-two from Lincoln, who became an erotic blogger five years ago, spends seven hours every week testing the toys.
The 33-year-old has sex toys delivered to her door four or five times a week and the toys have now become part of her everyday life.
Speaking about her job, Cara said: ‘Toys have always been a part of my private sex life – it gave me the idea to start writing about my sex life and I had the idea to start testing sex toys…
‘It’s a great job, I’ve worked in a bank before but I’d never go back to that now – it’s never boring.'”
Good to know that spending your entire day shoving vibrators up your butt isn’t a boring job, because that’s exactly what I was planning my next career move to be after I get the fuck outta here.
” Cara has two children – the eldest is nine and the youngest 19-months old – and makes sure never to talk about her job around them.
She lives with her long-term partner, Darren, and his mother in their home in Gainsborough, Lincs.
Cara met partner Darren, 37, at work when he worked as a IT consultant for an e-tailer called SexToys.”
I wonder how “Take Your Child To Work Day” works in her house. Does Cara bring her kids into her bedroom and chuck a couple vibrators at ‘em? Or maybe for “Career Day” at school she passes out free strap-ons to her kids’ classmates. That shit is (I’m assuming) expensive, if my kids ever come home with free sex toys I’ll be thrilled…and then confused. But mostly thrilled.
I want more like this!
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