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Looking For Your Dream Job? This Woman Makes Over $20,000 A Year Having 15 Orgasms A Week At Work, And It’s NOT Porn

By 07.31.14

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In other words, we’ve finally found David Covucci’s dream job. Cara Houiellebecq, aside from having the most irrationally spelled last name, is a professional sex toy tester who makes over $20K a year shoving foreign objects into her various body orfices. Via Daily Mail,

” Cara Houiellebecq has an office crammed with more than 2,000 toys that she test drives for adult companies – before being paid to review each one on her blog.

The mother-of-two from Lincoln, who became an erotic blogger five years ago, spends seven hours every week testing the toys.

The 33-year-old has sex toys delivered to her door four or five times a week and the toys have now become part of her everyday life.
Speaking about her job, Cara said: ‘Toys have always been a part of my private sex life – it gave me the idea to start writing about my sex life and I had the idea to start testing sex toys…

‘It’s a great job, I’ve worked in a bank before but I’d never go back to that now – it’s never boring.'”

Good to know that spending your entire day shoving vibrators up your butt isn’t a boring job, because that’s exactly what I was planning my next career move to be after I get the fuck outta here.

” Cara has two children – the eldest is nine and the youngest 19-months old – and makes sure never to talk about her job around them.
She lives with her long-term partner, Darren, and his mother in their home in Gainsborough, Lincs.
Cara met partner Darren, 37, at work when he worked as a IT consultant for an e-tailer called SexToys.”

I wonder how “Take Your Child To Work Day” works in her house. Does Cara bring her kids into her bedroom and chuck a couple vibrators at ’em? Or maybe for “Career Day” at school she passes out free strap-ons to her kids’ classmates. That shit is (I’m assuming) expensive, if my kids ever come home with free sex toys I’ll be thrilled…and then confused. But mostly thrilled.

[H/T Daily Mail]
[Images via Daily Mail]

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.
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