Hey lady, there’s an enormous spider on your face!!!
Listen, if you asked me to name the things I fear the most, you just witnessed number one right there. Not necessarily spiders, but BIG ASS spiders crawling on or around me. What kind of a psycho can crack a smile through this kind of thing!? Well, apparently her name is Lisa Donovan.
Donovan, who posted the above video to YouTube and Reddit on Wednesday evening, is apparently unfazed by having an the enormous arachnid scale her face, and I can’t for the life of me understand it. Nope, nope, nope.
In the video’s description, Donovan explains her orb spider’s name is Coraline (of course it is), and claims “She’s such a gentle spider, despite her intimidating appearance. I also believe she is going to have babies soon!”
Yeah, that’s all well and good and I’m happy for her, but you don’t need to be giving her any ideas that crawling on people’s faces is okay. Especially mine. Never, never, never.
[h/t Mashable]