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by Brandon Cohen on July 9, 2014

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The ‘ol attempted scooter purse mugging. It’s one of the oldest robbery tricks in the book. Unfortunately for this mugger, this woman ain’t one to back down, and she’s able to fight off the would-be robber.

Have you ever seen a mugger get bitched this hard?

1. He lets a LADY manhandle him, even though he has the element of surprise on his side.

2. He falls off of his scooter like a little bitch.

3. She turns the tables on him by taking some of his fallen belongings, including his flip flop.

4. She decides, “I don’t want your gross shit,” and hands it back to him!

Dude, you need to go into a new profession. You’re not suited for the world of scooter purse muggings.

How ’bout his choice of footwear though? As a rule, no man should wear flip flops outside of a beach/pool environment, but especially when you’re gearing up for scooter purse muggings, flops are just a liability. Do yourself a favor and throw on some Nikes next time.

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.