Woman Disowns Cat For ‘Being Gay’

“A middle-aged woman (names withheld) yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa State, publicly disowned her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed “an unnatural sexual behavior” which she finds disturbing and “a contradiction of the laws of nature. By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.”

So when did she realize her cat, named Bull, was gay? When he kept making passes at the mall cats in the house.

The cat owner holds a strong belief in “the divine purpose of creating male and female” and that “every creature is to fulfill an ordained purpose of procreation.”    

She added “anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”

[via Leadership]

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