A woman in her forties was stopped by airport security at the Beijing Airport for having a full bottle of cognac inside of her carry on bag. She was told that she could not fly with liquids, and that she would have to toss the bottle of cognac.
However, instead of rolling over and acquiescing to the unnecessary demands of airport security (the most incompetent of all security forces), the woman walked over to a corner of the airport and chugged that sh*t in defiance. She took a mental assessment of the situation and did what any normal adult would do: not let good booze go to waste. And she drank and drank and drank and drank, she crushed that bottle of cognac until there wasn’t a single drop of booze left, and that’s when things got dicey for both her and the other passengers trying to go through airport security.
A worker told the woman in her forties that she was not able to bring the imported cognac through the security checkpoint in her carry-on. As it was too late to transfer the cognac to her checked-in luggage, Zhao did what any responsible person that hates wasting food would do: she sat down in a corner and drank the entire bottle of cognac herself.
That created a new security problem though, and it had to do with the bottle of cognac that was now inside her.
Zhao started acting wildly and yelling incoherently. Due to her massive inebriation, when Zhao fell to the floor, that’s where she stayed. When police arrived at the scene, they decided not to let her board her flight out of concern that she had become a security risk to others and herself as Zhao was travelling alone.
Zhao was taken to a convalescence room and was checked out by a doctor. It wasn’t until 7pm when she sobered up and realized what she had done. Zhao was eventually released by police to her family who had come to Beijing Airport to escort her home.
When it comes to cognac Jay-Z knows what’s up, and the Chinese lady who chugged an entire bottle at security knows what’s up.
Even if she didn’t make her flight I still declare the 40-something-year-old woman who chugged an entire bottle of cognac the winner, because f*ck airline security (at least here in America) for being the biggest example of financial bloat in our country. The TSA is without question the worst usage of government funds in America, and NOT A SINGLE GOOD THING has come from the post-9/11 creation of the TSA. Our airports were 10 times better off before the TSA, and our nation wasn’t stuck paying for complete incompetence in TSA workers and often straight up theft from citizens by the TSA. Whichever US Presidential Candidate states that they will begin TSA reform is the candidate who will get my vote in 2016.