Twenty-five-year-old Jarek Sawaickio got rip-roaring drunk, passed out in the street, and didn’t wake up until… a car drove over his face! HIS FACE!
Sawaickio lived, though, so that’s nice. You know what else is nice? The security guard who chose to videotape the monitor (vertically, like an ASSHOLE), which was showing a drunk guy who is clearly in harm’s way rather than going outside and, you know, waking him up before someone ran a fucking car over his head.