by J. Camm on July 2, 2014


Twenty-five-year-old Jarek Sawaickio got rip-roaring drunk, passed out in the street, and didn’t wake up until… a car drove over his face! HIS FACE!

Sawaickio lived, though, so that’s nice. You know what else is nice? The security guard who chose to videotape the monitor (vertically, like an ASSHOLE), which was showing a drunk guy who is clearly in harm’s way rather than going outside and, you know, waking him up before someone ran a fucking car over his head.

J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.