Do we need to elaborate on the many wonderful reasons being a guy is awesome? Cause it is! Every morning I wake up, scratch my balls, fart, and fondle my thick mane of chest hair giving thanks to the Y chromosome before my first cup of motor-oil black coffee. I then let out a Tim the Toolman Taylor grunt before a breakfast of egg yolks and heading into the forest to chop down trees. When I come home, it's nothing but whiskey and grilled steak fed to me by Kate Upton.
J/K! I put on skin moisturiser, put NAIR on my back, freaked out over a pre-mature grey hair, and stared into the mirror for 10 minutes worried that pimple is going to sprout into a full-on zit. FML. All that anxiety is the same as getting a period, right? Ladies? Ladies? Crickets.
But seriously, being a dude is great. This video lists 11 reasons it's great to be a guy. Cause it is!