In news that will surprise no one, Miami is having the most sex of any city in the country. They probably don’t know it, though, because they’re quite likely deep in the throes of passion this very moment.

According to a survey by condom makers Trojan, the Magic City is indeed where the magic happens most. In a survey of their top 10 markets, the company found that Miami keeps it hot with the highest rate of sexual satisfaction (73 percent) and most sex (177 rounds a year).

Though the 305 couldn't top Atlanta in claiming most sexually adventurous (71 percent for the ATL) and exhibiting the highest sex drive (7.2 out of 10 Georgia peaches), we are, apparently, doin' it well -- beating out New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Washington D.C., and Houston to take the crown.

I absolutely love these kinds of rankings because even the stupidest person on the planet knows they’re complete nonsense, yet there’s a certain sense of pride for achieving the made-up plateau. And when it’s about something as important as f*cking, well, it’s a reason to be prideful.