I, Stevie chay Vaughan, BroBible whipping post and internet sludgepile, present to you the map that tells all, AKA the United States of sucktitude. 

Admittedly a bit old, but still no less tremendous. Having lived in 19 different states over the course of my 24 year existence, I would like to take this time to claim responsibility for at least 8 of these state-wide deficiencies. At the current moment, I am straight killin' it in Washington. State. 

[H/T: Claire F.]