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By / 03.25.14

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Here’s a question: WHAT THE FUCK IS MASSAGE PORN? And hhhhhhwhy is it so popular? The rest of the categories on that “majors” list I can understand, but massage porn? Different strokes for different folks who stroke, I suppose.

/looks up “massage porn”

/eyebrows raise from interest

/gains better understanding of it’s top ranking

/bookmarks several webpages for further “research”

Anyway…here’s what some cities are fapping. And head to Digg for more.

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I hope Lisa Ann makes a fucking killing because it seems like she deserves it. Lot’s of dudes tearing themselves to shreds over her extensive body of work. She should be proud.

For more cities check out Digg

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[H/T Digg and PornHub]


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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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