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By / 12.14.10

According to one appalled mother, Ricardo lacks whatever gene or chromosome discreteness is associated with. She told an officer that there was “a man (with his pants down) standing up in front a female who appeared to have her mouth on his pen*s and he was moving his hips back and forth.” So yeah, this wasn't some cookie cutter blow job. He was skull f*cking this chick in a children's movie.

When the cop came over to ruin Ricardo's fun, it took him three attempts (see: taps on the shoulder) to finally get his attention. That dedication on Ricardo's part is kind of admirable. Most people getting fellated in public would have their head on a swivel, but not this guy, he was zoned in. All business.

There is no word on whether or not Coulson received the opportunity to finish himself off in the men's room but according to reports, he was ultimated arrested for “knowingly engaging in deviant sexual intercourse and an act of sexual contact with a female in public view in a public place and was reckless about whether another (person) was present who (would) be offended or alarmed by this action.”

If convicted Coulston could face up to one year in jail and a $4,000 fine. All that time, money, and embarrassment for nothing but f*cking blue balls. There is a lessoned to be learned here, men.

And if you are wondering about the girl, she is still a minor (were guessing not young enough to make this rape), so what she is being charged with along her information will not be released.


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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