Public blow jobs are a right of passage. A wave goodbye to adolescence as you take an eight-pulsed waltz into adulthood. It's an accomplishment. Something you can store in your "one-up" bank for story time with the boys: "Oh yea, well Stacy blew me on the log flume at Six Flags." But one thing you need to keep in mind is that there should be some prudence to approaching these things. A little due diligence perhaps. What I'm saying is that you can't just go around getting recklessly blown all over town. You can ruin someone's day and you can scar children that way. Moreover, like this stunning bastard (pictured above) learned, you can get arrested that way.

Now when one thinks of places to avoid when getting blown in public, things like petting zoos, church parking lots, and even the waiting room at a pediatrician's office come to mind. How often do you think about putting movie theaters on that list? Probably not too often since they could be fine places for a quick knob job. But as 18-year old Ricardo Coulston of Lufkin, Texas, learned, you probably shouldn't get one in the middle of a children's movie either — and you definitely shouldn't use Ricardo's techniques.

According to one appalled mother, Ricardo lacks whatever gene or chromosome discreteness is associated with. She told an officer that there was “a man (with his pants down) standing up in front a female who appeared to have her mouth on his pen*s and he was moving his hips back and forth.” So yeah, this wasn't some cookie cutter blow job. He was skull f*cking this chick in a children's movie.

When the cop came over to ruin Ricardo's fun, it took him three attempts (see: taps on the shoulder) to finally get his attention. That dedication on Ricardo's part is kind of admirable. Most people getting fellated in public would have their head on a swivel, but not this guy, he was zoned in. All business.

There is no word on whether or not Coulson received the opportunity to finish himself off in the men's room but according to reports, he was ultimated arrested for "knowingly engaging in deviant sexual intercourse and an act of sexual contact with a female in public view in a public place and was reckless about whether another (person) was present who (would) be offended or alarmed by this action.”

If convicted Coulston could face up to one year in jail and a $4,000 fine. All that time, money, and embarrassment for nothing but f*cking blue balls. There is a lessoned to be learned here, men.

And if you are wondering about the girl, she is still a minor (were guessing not young enough to make this rape), so what she is being charged with along her information will not be released.