Another week, another slew of ridiculous (and downright alarming) stories. Here's the most outrageous news and stories from around the web, brought to you by WTF connoisseur, Stevie Chay. 

The Object of His Desire, via The Huffington Post

Ballsack Christmas Ornament Is What You Need Hanging from Your Tree, via HEAVY

The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Done On a Dare, via Cracked

The Horros of Meth [Infographic], via HEAVY

Just an IKEA Monkey Running Around in a Coat, via The Huffington Post