Another week, another slew of ridiculous (and downright alarming) stories. Here's the most outrageous news and stories from around the web, brought to you by WTF connoisseur, Stevie Chay.
The Object of His Desire, via The Huffington Post
Ballsack Christmas Ornament Is What You Need Hanging from Your Tree, via HEAVY
The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Done On a Dare, via Cracked
The Horros of Meth [Infographic], via HEAVY
Just an IKEA Monkey Running Around in a Coat, via The Huffington Post