On Sunday at 2 p.m., Team USA will kick off against Japan in their third Women's World Cup final. You better believe we'll be doing our patriotic duty and rooting for Alex Morgan, Hope Solo, and the rest of the crew. After the jump, tons of links and videos for your weekend enjoyment.
Before we get to the links, how hot is Alex Morgan? U-S-A. U-S-A.
- The 50 Hottest Women Rocking Sexy Soccer Jerseys. [Bleacher Report]
- The Girls of Harry Potter. [Maxim]
- The Girls of the Summer Redneck Games: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. [COED Magazine]
- Five Occasions When Going to Hooters is a Bad Choice. [Smoking Jacket]
- April Cheryse Invites You to the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask]
- The very best and worst of the 2011 FIFA Women’s World Cup. [Guyism]
- 10 Dumbest Mythological Creatures. [TruTV]
- 5 Classic Movies That Seemed Like Terrible Ideas At The Time. [Cracked]
- Sometimes the quick stories show the camaraderie within the military (7 Photos and a story). [The Brigade]
- Liz Hurley gets all sultry for Gossip Girl. [FHM]
- If Other Products Had Cigarette-Style Graphic Warnings. [College Humor]
- 14 Myths About America. [TruTV]
- 14 Interesting Stories Behind Professional Athlete Numbers. [Total Pro Sports]
- Porn Star Joanna Angel's Summer Reading List. [Adult Swim]
- Margarita Levieva: Cool, sweet, and refreshing! [Maxim]
- Introducing the Lovely Claudia Fijal. [Smoking Jacket]
- 5 Crucial Lessons Learned by Watching Kids Play Video Games. [Cracked]
- Kelly Brook Chest Popping Bikini Picture. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Gracie Carvalho: Brazilian lingerie/swimwear model to help you enjoy the weekend. [Next Round]
- Grab-Ass of the Day. [TDW Tease]
- Guy Fieri At Hogwarts: Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors. [College Humor]
- 25 Fictional Sports Characters Who'd Be Awesome High School Classmates. [Bleacher Report]
- The Hottest Photos Of Emma Watson. [Heavy]
- Top 10 Harry Potter myths. [TruTV]
- Abbey Clancy is slinky in black. [FHM]
- #FriskyFriday is Back with Judges Hugh Hefner & Shera Bechard. [Smoking Jacket]
- The Ten Dumbest Mythological Creatures. [Unreality]
- FLOWCHART: Is It Time to Unfriend Them on Facebook? [Cool Material]
- HOT! Bikini Girls Gone Wild! Sexy Booty Contest. [Linkiest]
- F-the Mets: The 18 Losingest Teams In Major League Baseball. [COED Magazine]
- New Reality Show: Who Wants to Marry an African Hooker? [Warming Glow]
- The minuses of Google+ [Holly Taco]
- 20 Girls Dressed As 80's TV Cartoon Characters. [Super Booyah]
- Catrinel Menghia can be such a tease sometimes…[BroSome]
- Kelly Brook's Pink Bikini Pics. [Moe Jackson]
- 25 Awesome Tributes to the Big Lebowski. [Holy Taco]
- The 100 Best Players Who'll Never Make the Hall of Fame. [Bleacher Report]
- Sara Jean Underwood As “Bustice” [Hollywood Tuna]
- WAG Kelly Brook Recruited By Cuban Defector Boat Company. [Busted Coverage]
- 5 reasons bringing your kids to a nice restaurant is dumb. [TruTV]
- Chad Ochocinco Calls Out NFL DB’s [Cosby Sweaters]
- The 20 Most Annoying Nicknames in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
- Elin Nordegren is dating a billionaire. [Guyism]
- How to Speak Like Kristen Stewart. [High Definite]
- Brazilian Bikini Contest (How Do They Fit So Much Hot Girl Into So Little Bikini. [Linkiest]
- Finding A Jogging Partner On Craigslist. [Next Round]
- The Thirteen Most Inappropriate Celebrity Rappers. [Frisky]
- The 100 Most Beloved Athletes in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]
- She’s Hot… Butterface. 84 examples. [COED Magazine]
- Rosie H-W wears a coat (and nothing else). [FHM]
- Aaron Sanchez On Mastering The Grill And Why Ladies Love Fish Heads. [Clutch]
- Justin Halpern, Weird things in theaters, Burnsy’s Corner. [Film Drunk]
- 32 Insane Movie Ideas Built Out of Existing Movie Titles. [Cracked]
- The 10 Players Who Hit the Longest Average Home Runs. [Bleacher Report]
- Really BBC? [TDW]
- Shauna Sand Leathery Bikini Pictures. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Selling alligators on Craigslist is dumb. [TruTV]
- Jay Cutler Let His Future Wife Out Of The House Wearing This. [Busted Coverage]
- Elena Churakova is a hot girl with a name you can't pronounce. [Gorilla Mask]
- Welcome to the s^*# show they call the Annual Redneck Games (22 Photos). [The Chive]
- The Nerdiest Pieces of Clothing Black Milk Has to Offer. [Unreality]
- Swizz Beatz – “Bonkers”. [Smoking Section]
- Why’d You Bail Out On Our Flashmob?! [Holy Taco]
- A Selection of 15 Suprising Celebrity Childhood Photos. [Unreality]
- Here Is Michael Jordan Betting Fans He’ll Hit Green On Tahoe Par 3. [Busted Coverage]
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Porn Producer Busted With A Veritable Petting Zoo In The Back Of His (Literal) Bang Bus?
via Film Drunk, where you should go read the whole story

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