But first, go follow me on Twitter, damnit, where I take great pride in vomiting my inner-thoughts in 140 characters or less .

Funny Links:

  • The 7 Jerks You Meet in Every Gym. [Cracked]
  • 20 Great Songs Ruined by Commercials. [Jest]
  • WTF: 30 Japanese Hornets Slaughter 30,000 Honey Bees. [Heavy]
  • 12 Disasters And The People Who Got Rich From Them. [TruTV]
  • More proof that being a child of the ’80s/’90s didn’t suck (30 Photos). [The Chive]
  • 11 pop stars who tried to act… poorly. [Guyism]
  • 27 WTF?! Products. [The Chive]
  • Five Wannabe Super Heroes Who Got Arrested. [Holy Taco]
  • 5 People Saying Stupid Things on the Internet. [College Humor]
  • The Mark Wahlberg Occupation Venn Diagram. [Uproxx]
  • The 4 Biggest Missed Opportunities in Fiction. [Cracked]
  • Five Awesome Long Take Scenes in Movies. [Unreality]
  • Man gets inked down there, suffers strange side effect. [TruTV]
  • Drinking Games for the Mature Adult. [College Humor]
  • Colbert For President of The United States of South Carolina. [High Definite]
  • SNL’s Stefon On Yelp. [Next Round]
  • VIDEO: Starbucks CEO Revenge. [Jest]
  • 6 CES Technologies Ahead of Their Time. [Mental Floss]
  • 25 Most Normal Photos Of Rappers Doing Normal Sh*t. [Uproxx]
  • 7 Classic Video Games That Are Older Than You Think. [Cracked]
  • How to cut the cord on cable (and save $900 a year) . [Business Insider]
  • Five Shows That Started Off Slow (and Have Since Hit Their Stride). [Unreality]
  • VIDEO: Unsexy older woman’s attempt to be sexy ends as it should. [Guyism]
  • Will Ferrell Is Running For President. [Film Drunk]
  • Why I Hate The Subway. [PBH2]
  • The World’s Seven Most Absurd Theme Parks. [ATII]
  • Booze Doctor Lied, Red Wine Is Not Good For You. [Death and Taxes]
  • There is something about a blue Corvette ZR1 (28 photos). [The Chive]
  • Eight new shows that will be cancelled. [Maxim]
  • The 30 Best Burrito-Related Crimes Ever. [Buzzfeed]
  • 25 Bizarre Flavored Beers. [Holy Taco]

Sports Links

Babe Links

  • Miss Universe Kosovo 2011 Aferdita Dreshaj takes you into the Weekend. [Hot Clicks]
  • Spank Bank!!!! Natacha Peyre. [Gorilla Mask]
  • Video Lou’s ‘Surprise Party’ Leaves Us Speechless… In a Good Way. [Not Safe for Whut]
  • The 20 Hottest Photos of Rocio Guirao Diaz. [Heavy]
  • Prime WAG Olivia Munn Back on the Market. [Bleacher Report]
  • What Ever Happened to “Not Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend” Erin Drewes? [COED Magazine]
  • The 30 Hot Girls of Facebook. [The Chive]
  • Beautiful Beach Babes Doing Yoga. [BNQT]
  • 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters Not Named Erin Andrews. [GuySpeed]
  • Actress Katrina Law Lookin' Hot in Maxim India. [Tease]
  • The 12 Red-Hot Women of the Red Carpet. [Maxim]
  • Stacy Keibler White Hot Goodness. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Jessica Alba > Jessica Simpson. [CelebSlam]
  • Lingerie Models in an Art Museum. [Mentality Magazine]
  • Adriana Cernanova in swimwear is so hot! [Brosome]
  • Carla Ossa Lingerie Shoot. [TC Mag]
  • Dat Ass in GIF [RegretfulMorning]
  • Danica Patrick wants to be the Honey Badger of NASCAR. [Guyism]
  • Emmy Rossum! Shameless and proud! [Maxim]
  • Telemundo Weather Girl Gets Green Screen’d. [Next Round]
  • Georgia Salpa Lingerie. [TC Mag]
  • Leo DiCaprio's new girlfriend is ridiculously pretty. [CelebSlam]
  • Is It Martini Time Yet? Charis Boyle Says Yes. [Smoking Jacket]
  • Hooters Girls Tebowing. Yep. [COED Magazine]
  • The Steamiest Body Paint Jerseys Ever. [Bleacher Report]
  • Here’s further proof that Nina Agdal is a goddess. [Brosome]